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RREGISTER said:Don't get me started on labor unions, I've pissed off more people than I can ever apologize to already on this site.![]()
Hey Ya'll, it's me agin. I tossed and turned all night and half of today cause I may have been less than honest with you about my feelin's on labor unions. To perserve my piece of mind, I have to fess up. I am the president of the local chapter of the Brotherhood Uv Beer Bellied Amuricans (BUBBA). We're in the midst of a new membership drive, and thought I'd invite ya'll into the group. To be considered for membership, please forward a case of Bud Lite, along with 10 reasons why you want to become a member of BUBBA, to the main office here in Kingston, TN (those of you who Fed EX a cold case will be given special consideration). Please be advised that we've had experience with things gettin' lost in the mail. So if you ain't heard from me within one week, please send another case of beer (Fed Ex still given special consideraton). Not all applicants will qualify, but don't give up if we turn you down the first time. Keep sending in them cases of beer, and sooner or later, you'll probably git in on a trial membership. We are an equal opportunity union, and we never reject applications for membership based on race (we prefer NASCAR), sex (we like girls ourselves), or beer brand preferences (Bud Lite is our official beer). Good luck on gettin' accepted, and have a nice day.

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