New York Bashing

[Rickysa]

Hey Rick,

Is that invitation good for a redneck country boy from Tennessee? Maybe we can load Skip up and go fishin'. He sounds like a good guy, if it turns out he's only pretending to become a son of the south, we'll cut him up and use him for bait. I'll spring for the fuel & beer if you'll bring the 'cue. Haven't been to Beaufort in a long time. Is the Sanitary Fish Market still going in Morehead? Give me a holler some time 800/251-9992. Didn't really mean to invite myself (yeah I did), but I'm serious if you are!

Anytime! (and that goes for all our Hatt brethren)...Sanitary is still alive and kicking w/ the same sweeeeeet tea.

PS. Billfish are running pretty good...125 releases at the Barta tourney

 

[Freebird]

Anytime! (and that goes for all our Hatt brethren)...Sanitary is still alive and kicking w/ the same sweeeeeet tea.

PS. Billfish are running pretty good...125 releases at the Barta tourney

Hey Rick,

I'll holler at you when I get my 58TC back home to Tennessee. I don't think I told you, but I lived in Southern Pines as a little bitty feller when Dad was at Pope AFB. Hell bubba, at the rate we're goin', we might turn out to be 4th cousins or somethin'. Glad to here Sanitary is still alive and well, and I do remember chasing softshell crab with that sweeeeet tea! Will it be okay if I bring my Hog? (scooter that is, not pig) You don't ride do ya'? Hell, if you do, I might just have to come down there and marry ya'. You know, seein' as how all this 'cue talk got started over me insulting some New Yorkers, it seems to me we can settle this whole north/south thing by sendin' them boys a truckload of 'cue. If that works, we'll see if we can't get all those Iraqi terrists to get along with us too. Got any good 'cue recipes for camel meat?

 

[Bob Bradley]

FWIW, it's not just you good ole boys who take gratuitous shots at New Yawkers. We CT Redsox fans have been known to send a volley or two across their bows as well.

 

[Freebird]

We CT Redsox fans have been known to send a volley or two across their bows as well.

Well you see, that's the problem with you northern boys. Even when your intentions are good, your aim is off!

 

[Bob Bradley]

Daddy always told me "Lead em!" Just don't put a partridge lead on a pheasant.

 

[Freebird]

Daddy always told me "Lead em!" Just don't put a partridge lead on a pheasant.

Sounds like yore Daddy was a smart feller. If you were taught about shootin' and stuff, how come those volleys you fired went over the bow of them New Yorkers? Swing and a miss, strike three, yore outta here!

 

[nor'easter]

Sox fan myself, from Boston and displaced to San Diego with the Navy. I still take the time to take shots at NY, but it is too big and easy of a target to miss!

 

[Freebird]

Sox fan myself, from Boston and displaced to San Diego with the Navy. I still take the time to take shots at NY, but it is too big and easy of a target to miss!

Congratulations on your displacement to San Diego. See habla espanyole ya'll. Sounds like you and Bob Bradley need to come down here and sign up for some shootin' lessons. Ya'll are apparently waistin' a lot of ammo missin' New Yorkers. He's aiming high, and his stuff is goin' over the bow despite what his Daddy tried to learn him. But hell bubba, missin' a targit cause it's too big? I never heared such a thing as that. Sure you're not from Arkinsaw?I hope for the sake of yore fellow sailors you're not a gunner on that Navy boat.

 

[Freebird]

Hey Labrador,

I know you've got stuff goin' on with your dad passin' and all, but I thought of sumthin' that might help you with yore struggles in pronouncing Newburn properly. Tell everybody yore from Cove City, even the damndest of yankees can pronounce that without gittin' snickered at by the locals. You'll pass for a local for sure then. I've got relatives in that little town too. It's a small farm town just outside of Newburn. In fact, I've got a 6th cousin twice removed with the same name as me who lives there. Last time I checked on the web, there was only about 4 Randy Registers in the whole dang country. I guess that makes me youneek. Call on me if you git in trouble down there, I got connections.

 

[Boss Lady]

The best Eastern NC cue is "WHITE SWAN", located just south of Smithfield on HWY 301. I have had many arguements settled about who makes the best NC BBQ sitting at that hole in the wall, I like the "ole timers plate". Kansas City BBQ is a different from Eastern NC BBQ and is excellent! I like both, Hell, I even like Alabama BBQ! The best BBQ ribs in the world are still at Angelo's Steak Pit in Panama City Beach, FL. They have successfully defended their title for over 50 years. Angelo's is an icon of the "Redneck Riviera".

Another thing, it is ok to teach our northern friends how to properly pronounce local landmarks and such, but to teach them Southern Grit is still a treasonous offense. They might start understanding our codes and stuff and we might lose the war again! You know them boys up there are pretty smart, and can really charm the gals, I lost two aunts, one married a New Yorker, and the other one married a guy from Boston, things in the family have never been the same, since we now have two mixed marriages in our family tree. LOL

 

[CARL GUZMAN]

ALL THIS TALK BOUT BABA-QUE MAKES ME WANTA ORDER SOME RIBS FROM ( MICHAELBOBS RIBS ) BEST DARN PLACE WAY DOWN HERE IN NAPLES FLORIDA...
NOW THAT WE LOOK GOOD FROM THAT OLE STORM GOIN SOUTH TO CUBA MAYBE IT'LL CUT THE LIGHTS AT CASTRO'S INTENSIVE CARE HIDE OUT

 

[Passages]

THAT OLE STORM GOIN SOUTH TO CUBA MAYBE IT'LL CUT THE LIGHTS AT CASTRO'S INTENSIVE CARE HIDE OUT

If Castro bites it, how long will it be before Cuba becomes THE hot cruising destination. My Canadian friends tell me Cuba is awesome - and cheap

 

[Freebird]

The best Eastern NC cue is "WHITE SWAN", located just south of Smithfield on HWY 301. I have had many arguements settled about who makes the best NC BBQ sitting at that hole in the wall, I like the "ole timers plate". Kansas City BBQ is a different from Eastern NC BBQ and is excellent! I like both, Hell, I even like Alabama BBQ! The best BBQ ribs in the world are still at Angelo's Steak Pit in Panama City Beach, FL. They have successfully defended their title for over 50 years. Angelo's is an icon of the "Redneck Riviera".

Another thing, it is ok to teach our northern friends how to properly pronounce local landmarks and such, but to teach them Southern Grit is still a treasonous offense. They might start understanding our codes and stuff and we might lose the war again! You know them boys up there are pretty smart, and can really charm the gals, I lost two aunts, one married a New Yorker, and the other one married a guy from Boston, things in the family have never been the same, since we now have two mixed marriages in our family tree. LOL

Hey Chris,

I was wonderin' when you were goin' to git in on this bein' a NC boy. You know, I never considered that teachin' these boys our language might not be a smart thing to do. Thanks for pointin' that out for me. I suppose it's time for me to quit as I've already blowed up three spell checkers on my compooter in the last two days. I'm glad an expeeriensed Tarheel spoke up about Smithfield (Smithfield makes some purty dang good 'cue too even if it is all froze up in yore grocers fridge). More coincidences, my Pappaw built a church in Smithfield and saved many a sinner there too! Hell bubba, we didn't lose the war the first time. We just let them yankees think they won. Now they're up to their asses in welfare payments on things we used to git for free (damn, I did it agin). Please don't kick me out of the good ole boys club for learnin' yankees how to speak proper english. I'll try to start hatin' 'em agin, but some of 'em are startin' to show some potential, and they might come in handy as undercover agents for us some day.

 

[Boss Lady]

ROFLOL! This is gonna be fun, beau you ain't right! LOL You shouldn't point out what a big mistake they made. They might get offended. Hows jew suposed to recruit any of dem double agents an stuff, ifn ther mad at us, an all?

Chris

 

[Freebird]

ROFLOL! This is gonna be fun, beau you ain't right! LOL You shouldn't point out what a big mistake they made. They might get offended. Hows jew suposed to recruit any of dem double agents an stuff, ifn ther mad at us, an all?

Chris

Hey Bubba,

I don't mean to be stupid, but what the hell does ROFLOL mean? I had a dog named that once, but he never came when I called him. Maybe he didn't know what it meant either. I may not be right, but I'm damn sure not wrong. This whole thread started out as an apology on my part to them boys up north, I've told 'em I was just kiddin' about all (most) of this stuff, so they shouldn't git offended. Hey, once we git a few of 'em to turn to our way of thinkin', they'll be lining up to be double agents in the event of a yankee uprisin'.

 

[J's Dream]

Hey Bubba,

I don't mean to be stupid, but what the hell does ROFLOL mean? I had a dog named that once, but he never came when I called him. Maybe he didn't know what it meant either. I may not be right, but I'm damn sure not wrong. This whole thread started out as an apology on my part to them boys up north, I've told 'em I was just kiddin' about all (most) of this stuff, so they shouldn't git offended. Hey, once we git a few of 'em to turn to our way of thinkin', they'll be lining up to be double agents in the event of a yankee uprisin'.

ROFLOL:

rolling on floor laughing out loud

yer spell cheker shud lern that one good!

 

[Boss Lady]

Hey Beau,

I didn't wanna hav to tell em that we had things under control, now theys got big problems with dem der labor unions, and such, that dem folks have gotten the idea that they aint's got to work, dem der democrats said so, an all, they said vote for dem and we all will gets a check. Well, its a lookin' like they aint nobody left to pay for dem checks. Ifn when it gets real bad, me an Boss Lady will be skeedaddlin down south somewheres else.

 

[Freebird]

You got ADDD or somethin'? I told you I blew up my last spell checker this afternoon. No wonder my dog didn't come when I called him. I'll think of somethin' better to name the next one. Hey bubba, Labrador and Rickysa have invited me to go fishin' in their fishin' Hatts. Reckon you'd want to fish with a fellow yankee basher some day? Looks like you've got a bigger boat than them, and I bet it'll haul more beer without turnin' over. Tell me where yore at, and I'll show up on your dock some day. I'll stop by that place in Smithfield you talked about and git us a bunch of 'cue, and we'll have us AHOAT (a hell of a time, just in case yore spell checker ain't workin' neither).

 

[Freebird]

Hey Beau,

I didn't wanna hav to tell em that we had things under control, now theys got big problems with dem der labor unions, and such, that dem folks have gotten the idea that they aint's got to work, dem der democrats said so, an all, they said vote for dem and we all will gets a check. Well, its a lookin' like they aint nobody left to pay for dem checks. Ifn when it gets real bad, me an Boss Lady will be skeedaddlin down south somewheres else.

Damn bubba, you sure do type fast. I hadn't finished answerin' yer first reply when I found the second one. You reckon all them democrats are tri-lingual? We all know they're bi-vocal (talk out of their mouth and their ass at the same time). Don't get me started on labor unions, I've pissed off more people than I can ever apologize to already on this site. They're probably going to kick me off here any minute now. I don't know about you, but me and Freebird are lookin' real hard at Grand Cayman. They're too far out in the ocean for terrists to mess with, everybody speaks english, and nobody is beggin' for money when you walk down the street. Not a democrat in sight and the water is real purty. When I git ready for the big move, I'll meet up with you around Cooba if you want to go too.

 

[Boss Lady]

LOL! Boss Lady will be back in sometime in September, look up Sneads Ferry, NC on yahoo maps to see where that is. You are welcome anytime to come visit, the billfish are here now and the tuna show up in December. I don't need much of an excuse to go fishin, "look honey it is my sacred duty to show another southerner the location of sacred fishin grounds" plus we have to make sure that all the beer gets consumed before the experation date, and look at all the money we save by catchin our own fish! you aint gotta pay any taxes on it. She shore duz like it when I lie to her! (Fishin, what ya do when ya cant go huntin!)