So, looks like I HAD a battery with a dead cell or dead cells. Water levels were checked early last week and again just before trying to crank her up. No unusual water usage. But they are most certainly ready for replacement. Terminals are clean and tight, all wiring and terminals from battery to engines and charger are less than 5 years old (replaced when I bought her). Looks like the batteries just gave up at the wrong time.
Before ordering new batteries (I'm going to replace ALL of them as they are on their 4th or 5th year) the shop wanted me to demo for them what was happening. So they sent a tech down. I hit the ignition and we hear a POP from the starboard bank. Tech looks at me and said "and that was a battery exploding" and that was that. Yes, indeed, a battery EXPLODED! Thank GOD for heavy duty battery boxes with good lids. It contained EVERYTHING but there are a bunch of shards of plastic and multiple gallons on what used to be battery acid in the bottom of the battery box. Could have been a LOT worse. I neutralized it with baking soda (added more and more until it totally stopped fizzing). SO...new batteries are being ordered and installed.
As for the vacation... I ended up borrowing a friends oh-boat to save the vacation. It served the purpose quite well. Not a perfect long weekend, but overall not horrible.