Warning To Coastal Boaters In The Lauderdale Area

[Sparky1]

Be on the lookout for a 55C whose autopilot seems to be stuck due south having left Lighthouse Point sometime earlier today. I just spoke with the captain and his first mate who seem to be the cause for the malfunction.

I believe they are getting ready to send a message as an empty bottle has conveniently shown up as to transport said message. Film at 11, I hope.

 

[Mako440]

It wasn't the autopilot, Paul just refused to steer for a half an hour! In a rare occurrence, we actually left the dock on time. This may have been due to the "motivation" I provided!

As a side note, we didn't see your mechanic on the water, and as you may have guessed, we covered a lot of ground, so, he may actually be working on your engine!

 

[Sparky1]

It wasn't the autopilot, Paul just refused to steer for a half an hour! In a rare occurrence, we actually left the dock on time. This may have been due to the "motivation" I provided!

As a side note, we didn't see your mechanic on the water, and as you may have guessed, we covered a lot of ground, so, he may actually be working on your engine!

Perhaps some clarification would be helpful where the last sentence is concerned. I haven't heard anything from my mechanic since meeting him a week ago Saturday and giving him a check. It was rumored that he had headed to the Bahamas with my money.

 

[Mako440]

We didn't see him ..........and we were looking out for him...as well as any other vessel that crossed our path!

He is probably collecting parts for the rebuild, at least, I hope he is.

 

[34Hatt]

Or maybe the Check Bounced!!!!!!

 

[Mako440]

Dan,
Are you questioning Randys integrity?

 

[Sparky1]

Or maybe the Check Bounced!!!!!!

Not a chance, I post-dated it for the middle of next month seeing as how he said it would take 30 days to get me up and running.

 

[34Hatt]

Dan,
Are you questioning Randys integrity?

Are you saying he has some

 

[Mako440]

Good point!

 

[Paul45c]

Hey, albeit they were small, but we managed to get a throwaway blackfin tuna for my son and then a nice bonito (I needed some fresh strip bait, so that was welcome). That aside, it was on to round two of the festivities: a nice GATOR CHOMP on the hapless Vols and their new mouthpiece of a coach! Followed by a foray to a fine establishment frequented by the Tour de Bar to watch FSU pound down on BYU with very nice grace and style. Ah, yes, quite a day, quite a day. 3 Florida team wins for the weekend. It's all good!

 

[Mako440]

Glad to help out!
Maybe you can explain to everyone how 10 year old Ballyhoo ends up in a six month old cooler!
And it was two Bonitas!

 

[Sparky1]

Hey, albeit they were small, but we managed to get a throwaway blackfin tuna for my son and then a nice bonito (I needed some fresh strip bait, so that was welcome). That aside, it was on to round two of the festivities: a nice GATOR CHOMP on the hapless Vols and their new mouthpiece of a coach!

So what happend to that point spread of, what... 27 points as I recall?

I actually figured that Gator nation would take a liking to a big mouthed coach who wears a visor. Granted he hasn't learned how to fling it with a great deal of accuracy, but these things will come in time. Oh yeah, in case you haven't noticed, your beloved Gators had never held an edge in the win loss category against the Vols until this last game. To quote the ever popular Volunteer battle cry (complete with real tears), just wait until next year!!