Tool Bags

[Glory]

I think of this old joke every time someone mentions the temperance movement:

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A priest was seated next to a sailor on an airline flight.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The sailor asked for rum, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The sailor handed his drink back to the attendant and said "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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DAN

I Know that minister, bless his dirty mind!!

JM

 

[krush]

1984, not today. Amazing how tool co. calenders with attractive girls became offensive.

No, it's that there are hardly any attractive non-overweight people to photograph these days.....

 

[lumina]

Hi All,

While I can appreciate the finer aspects of shop calendars we should get back to the posters original topic.