Dear Capt. Eric,
I have been working undercover for the DEA posing as an uneducated Hatteras owner. This was an attempt, a quite successful one I might ad, to find those who are ruining our way of life in America.
Please be advised I will be personally boarding your boat and placing you under arrest for drug trafficking and racketeering under the RICO statutes. If you are unable to be present during this inspection, please place the suitcases full of cash underneath the couch in the salon of your Hatteras. We will then continue this conversation and subsequent inspection of your boat in Grand Cayman.
Your's Truly,
Ben Dover
USDEA Black Ops Division
Washing-u-down, DC