Morning funny

[SEVEN]

However, I got a nice boat

 

[SEVEN]

If he lands like this, don’t let him near your boat

 

[SEVEN]

Just a couple more days, but it certainly doesn’t feel like it

 

[SEVEN]

Typical blonde joke

 

[SEVEN]

Very clever

 

[Bob Bradley]

Interesting historical fact about the Irish, the Scots, and bagpipes. Not many people know that the Irish actually invented the bagpipes in the 14th century. In the 15th century the Irish gave them to the Scots, who haven't caught on to the joke yet.

 

[SEVEN]

Always out of focus

 

[SEVEN]

Enjoy yourself

 

[SEVEN]

Still high as a kite

 

[SEVEN]

Use a calendar

 

[Avenger]

Interesting historical fact about the Irish, the Scots, and bagpipes. Not many people know that the Irish actually invented the bagpipes in the 14th century. In the 15th century the Irish gave them to the Scots, who haven't caught on to the joke yet.

It's not often one gets to trot out bagpipe jokes.

Q: What is the difference between an onion and a set of bagpipes?

A: Nobody cries when you cut up a set of bagpipes.

 

[jim rosenthal]

Quick list of most despised instruments:

-accordions
(... and when he came back to his car, the passenger's side window had been broken into, and there were TWO accordions in the passenger's seat...")
-bagpipes (see note above)
-banjos (..how can you tell if the stage is level at a banjo concert? the drool runs out of both sides of the banjo player's mouth..)
-violas (how can you spot the gentleman in the string section? the man who puts the viola down, not playing it)

 

[SEVEN]

Still didn’t happen

 

[SEVEN]

More liars.

 

[SEVEN]

Good listeners

 

[SEVEN]

Creative ad

 

[SEVEN]

Ahhhhhhhhh

 

[SEVEN]

Here come the mosquitoes

 

[SEVEN]

Great idea.

 

[SEVEN]

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