Morning funny

[SEVEN]

I like it.

 

[SEVEN]

Be careful what you say

 

[SEVEN]

She left me on the side of the road

 

[SEVEN]

She’s a blonde

 

[SEVEN]

Love it. Check out where you can find it in the store.

 

[SEVEN]

They are looking for a regular employee

 

[SEVEN]

Minimum wage but good medical

 

[SEVEN]

I would not have been able to figure that one out

 

[SEVEN]

Blow the photo up and look at the buttons

 

[SEVEN]

I got it. She’s a mechanic

 

[SEVEN]

Scared all the ladies at work

 

[SEVEN]

Called in sick

 

[SEVEN]

Smells great

 

[SEVEN]

We all know employees like this

 

[SEVEN]

Great pick up lines

 

[Oldlaxer1]

[FONT=&quot]The perfect man!
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[FONT=&quot]A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing, you're just like Frank."
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[FONT=&quot]Passenger: "Who?"
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[FONT=&quot]Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
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[FONT=&quot]Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
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[FONT=&quot]Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
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[FONT=&quot]Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."
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[FONT=&quot]Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything.
Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right."
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[FONT=&quot]Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"
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[FONT=&quot]Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
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[FONT=&quot]Passenger: "How did you meet him?"
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[FONT=&quot]Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank.
He died and I married his friggin wife."
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[SEVEN]

I’m not a good cook

 

[SEVEN]

Where is the store located?

 

[SEVEN]

I can’t see a thing

 

[SEVEN]

Taste like chicken