Golf joke:
[COLOR=var(--primary-text)][COLOR=var(--primary-text)]Two golfers, one 82 yrs old and one 27 yrs old, had a collision with their carts at the practice tee. The old guy says to the youngster, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her." Maybe I can help you find her, what does she look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 26 years old, tall, is buxom, wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?' To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."