Morning funny

[jrbrein]

A New York attorney representing a very wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."


The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."



The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested a mere $500 for two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million ... and I think she could be right."



Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?."




The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary.”

 

[SEVEN]

Great story

 

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She’s right

 

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What a meal

 

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Good call

 

[Bob Bradley]

You know who has the worst job in America?

The guy who has to do the sign language translation for the presidential debates.

 

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I’m a good driver

 

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Great advertising

 

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I call them Nats

 

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Great drugs

 

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Word game

 

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Pop goes the weasel

 

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I’ll pass

 

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Great names

 

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Get your Tum on.

 

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Not many of made it

 

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You got exactly what you asked for.

 

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Seems just like yesterday

 

[SEVEN]

I’m going to start crying Daily

 

[SEVEN]

Back slippage