A cabbie picks up a Nun. The cab driver stares at her. She asks him why he's staring and he says,
"I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun. "She says, "I'll kiss you if you're single and Catholic" The
cab driver says, "I'm both" The nun says, "Pull into an alley". The nun then kisses him in a way that
would make a hooker blush. Back in the cab, though, the driver starts crying. "I lied, I'm married and
Jewish. The nun says, "that's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party"