A child asked his father, "How were people born? So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then
their babies became adults and made babies and so on"
The child than went to his mother and asked here the same question. She told him "We were monkeys
then we evolved to become like we are now".
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was
talking about her side of the family"
Walt