Morning funny

[SEVEN]

Grut needs to start wearing pants.

 

[SEVEN]

Now that’s a bear face for you

 

[SEVEN]

I’m just helping out these poor families.

 

[nautibake]

You have reached the 'Men's Help Line.’ My name is Don. How can I help you?

"Hi Don, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her. When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"

 

[SEVEN]

Very good.

 

[SEVEN]

Those darn pads have ruined the new generation.

 

[SEVEN]

Now this makes sense.

 

[SEVEN]

I’ve done this. To funny.

 

[SEVEN]

There goes the old saying chip off the old block.

 

[SEVEN]

Great way to cut through it.

 

[SEVEN]

If you don’t get this one you’re really dumb. Lol

 

[SEVEN]

Cool that baby down.

 

[SEVEN]

Yep, so true.

 

[SEVEN]

I only wish that were true.

 

[SEVEN]

No comment!

 

[SEVEN]

That’s a visual, I just lost my appetite.

 

[SEVEN]

Whose hungry at Costco.

 

[SEVEN]

Amen to that brother.

 

[SEVEN]

Show this one to the admiral.

 

[SEVEN]

Sounds like a Friday.