Morning funny

[SEVEN]

New condos coming to a neighborhood near you

 

[SEVEN]

Good one.

 

[Bob Bradley]

A ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town.


With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting,

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What does the colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interrupts yelling,

"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little sh!t on your lap."

 

[SEVEN]

A ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town.


With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting,

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What does the colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interrupts yelling,

"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little sh!t on your lap."

Perfect. Lol

 

[SEVEN]

Well not here yet.

 

[SEVEN]

Just funny for me thank you.

 

[SEVEN]

Poor Popeye

 

[SEVEN]

Knee deep baby

 

[SEVEN]

Guns only. Damn.

 

[SEVEN]

She will be found soon.

 

[SEVEN]

Owns a Bayliner

 

[SEVEN]

This could be a problem, your thoughts?

 

[SEVEN]

Looks comfy

 

[SEVEN]

Tell me this isn’t a fad like eating Tide packets.

 

[SEVEN]

It’s pouring down ran in Northern California

 

[SEVEN]

Not being with your boat is worse.

 

[SEVEN]

Except good boaters

 

[SEVEN]

Sounds like my uncle.

 

[rjwilliams]

Tell me this isn’t a fad like eating Tide packets.

Obviously their parents didn't know how to properly use them either!

 

[SEVEN]

It’s raining here.