Morning funny

[SEVEN]

Make sure you drink plenty of water, this could happen to you.

 

[SEVEN]

Play on words

 

[Bob Bradley]

President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when an assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald duck!”

 

[Bob Bradley]

 

[SEVEN]

President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when an assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald duck!”

Very good.

 

[SEVEN]

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Thanks for joining in Bob.

 

[SEVEN]

Star Wars humor

 

[SEVEN]

Now that’s cold

 

[SEVEN]

That’s right ladies.

 

[SEVEN]

Admiral Doggie Diner

 

[SEVEN]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[SEVEN]

Dah, so dumb!

 

[SEVEN]

A little help here, LOL

 

[SEVEN]

From the mouths of babes

 

[SEVEN]

Awh. So sweet

 

[SEVEN]

Show this one to the Admiral

 

[SEVEN]

Show her this one as well

 

[SEVEN]

Drunk driving?

 

[SEVEN]

I’m sure we all have been there.

 

[SEVEN]

Kids always call them as they seem them.