Morning funny

[Oldlaxer1]

I'm apparently on a woodpecker trend...

 

[SEVEN]

They are going to quack up

 

[SEVEN]

Not soon enough

 

[SEVEN]

At least they aren’t lying

 

[SEVEN]

This is what I’ve tried to do.

 

[SEVEN]

That’s damn ugly

 

[SEVEN]

Yep I hit the warm spot

 

[SEVEN]

If you own one you understand this.

 

[SEVEN]

Mr Sticky will now speak

 

[SEVEN]

Very cute

 

[SEVEN]

This is why I like west coast weather

 

[SEVEN]

To scratchy

 

[SEVEN]

Magically delicious

 

[SEVEN]

Now that’s bad food

 

[SEVEN]

Siri knows best

 

[Oldlaxer1]

 

[Oldlaxer1]

My Golf Holiday in Thailand

At a golf club in Bangkok, I asked the Thai girl behind the counter if she could escort us on a city tour , I asked her for her mobile number so we could call her to make arrangements.
She gave us a big smile, nodded her head and said,
"Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight".

I replied, "Wow, you Thai women are really hospitable!"

A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said,
"What she really said was: 666136429."

 

[SEVEN]

Far too many sensitive people

 

[SEVEN]

I’d like to get some of those pills.

 

[SEVEN]

Can’t ask for anything more