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Okay, I’m bored, so I’ll play. This one came up on a Facebook memory from five years ago where I shared it.
Bubba In Heaven...
Bubba appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” Bubba offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.”
“So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the sh..t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was really impressed. “Wow, when did this happen?”
“Couple of minutes ago.”
Bubba In Heaven...
Bubba appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” Bubba offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.”
“So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the sh..t out of all of you!'
St. Peter was really impressed. “Wow, when did this happen?”
“Couple of minutes ago.”
