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This, from 6 years ago. Secret service at its best!

02-22-2018 10:53 AM #203
Bob Bradley

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President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when an assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald duck!”

 

[SEVEN]

What’s in it?

 

[SEVEN]

Yah it was a great time

 

[SEVEN]

Have to show the crack

 

[SEVEN]

Good to know

 

[SEVEN]

Dirty minds

 

[SEVEN]

Me too

 

[SEVEN]

It will take her a lifetime to figure it out

 

[SEVEN]

Maybe grumpy

 

[SEVEN]

I’m not going back to that dentist

 

[SEVEN]

True story

 

[SEVEN]

He was a pot head

 

[SEVEN]

Knock knock

 

[SEVEN]

I can see that.

 

[SEVEN]

I like his thinking

 

[SEVEN]

What’s the deal?

 

[SEVEN]

Didn’t expect that.

 

[SEVEN]

Clever.

 

[SEVEN]

Well, that’s what you said.

 

[SEVEN]

Don’t you dare.