Walter P
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- Hatteras Model
- 48' MOTOR YACHT-Series I (1981 - 1984)
Rusty, Here's one for your thread....
An old man in Miami call up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced.
Forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about"? the son screams...
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, he says. I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking
about this so call your sister in Chicago and tell her, and he hangs up.
Now the son is worried, so he calls up his sister. She says, like hell they're getting divorced and calls her
father immediately. "You're not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home
tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper...DO YOU HEAR ME? and
she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.
An old man in Miami call up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced.
Forty-five years of misery is enough".
"Dad, what are you talking about"? the son screams...
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, he says. I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking
about this so call your sister in Chicago and tell her, and he hangs up.
Now the son is worried, so he calls up his sister. She says, like hell they're getting divorced and calls her
father immediately. "You're not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home
tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper...DO YOU HEAR ME? and
she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.
