Happy Birthday Freebird

[Freebird]

Okay Ang, I called you on the phone and made nice. Say something nice about me now, okay?

PS Carl knew I was only kiddin'. He don't get his panties in a wad (that would be one hell of a wad) when I joke about Cubans and stuff!

 

[yachtsmanbill]

My stupid router takes a sh12 and I missed all the fun. I wanna be administrator of the likker cabinet in yer country broham, Thats for bubba up here. Moon pies and R.C. fer evverbody!! ws

 

[Paul45c]

..."Paul45C" will be head of ATF....

ATF? AT-bleepin'F??!!!! Those gun-grabbing types that keep loyal NRA members like me up at night?! Might as well just slap me in the brig in that little nirvana you've cooked up, 'cause I ain't going willingly if that's the best you give me.

 

[Freebird]

My stupid router takes a sh12 and I missed all the fun. I wanna be administrator of the likker cabinet in yer country broham, Thats for bubba up here. Moon pies and R.C. fer evverbody!! ws

Down here, "broham" is one of them big long Cadillacs the brothers motor around in with all that rap music blairing out the windows.

I figured you'd like the position I assigned to you. Leaving you in charge of the country's liquor cabinet would be a major mistake. We'd all be feuding within a week. I figure that's how long it would take for you to drink the national well dry.

Hey, you did come up with something I forgot about, a national snack. Moonpies and RC would fit that bill nicely. Consider yourself chariman of the bored!

 

[Freebird]

ATF? AT-bleepin'F??!!!! Those gun-grabbing types that keep loyal NRA members like me up at night?! Might as well just slap me in the brig in that little nirvana you've cooked up, 'cause I ain't going willingly if that's the best you give me.

Hey Bubba, ATF aint a bad thing in Bubbaville. There, alcohol, tobacco, and firearms are a good thing. In fact, it's mandatory that every Bubbavillian own at least 10 guns, 10,000 rounds of ammo, and 10 cases of beer just in case of a hostile takeover attempt. I don't smoke, but I figured I'd try to keep an open mind as not to discriminate. Maybe we could change it to AFJ, Alcohol, Firearms, and Jello.

I can't believe you are an NRA member. I've been one for over 25 years. It seems it's going downhill though. They hired Moses as president and have apparently lowered their standards for membership!

 

[Freebird]

Hey, sorry to do a double shot on ATF, but I just remembered a T-shirt that used to make the rounds at gun shows. I think another member said something about it too.

The shirt read ATF: Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms....Who's Bringing The Chips?

 

[yachtsmanbill]

Down souf dems iz BRUHS, now iddnt dat rite BIRMIN'HAM?? Jesse goin fer president, I already got the new bumper stickers that say RUN JESSE RUN its gotta go on the front bumper of the bujik. I hope you mispelled "bored" intentionaly. What about secretary of the posterior? or HORTICULTURE ??

 

[Freebird]

Dang son, I push the envelope some times, but I think you just poured gas on it and burned it to a crisp! Keep it up, you're making me look better and better.

Hey, be happy with the position I gave you. I could have made you "trash(ed) speaker of the house". I want you to be happy though, so we'll sit at the oval office, have a few drinks, watch an educational video, and discuss different positions.

 

[yachtsmanbill]

What time are we meetin' at the ovary orifice??

 

[Freebird]

Git yourself down to FLIBS and buy me that Margarita!!! Try to behave on here! Is that the pot calling the kettle black or what? I'm trying my best to be a good little redneck as not to offend any of our Hatt ownin' brethren.

It's me and you Bubba! Two 58TC's playin' chicken in the Gulf of Mexico! I ain't changin course for nobody who ain't at least twice as big as me!!! You ready to stumble? No fair submerging at the last minute!!! FREEBIRD's a surface runner. Last one to sink wins!!!

Oh yeah, I spelled bored correctly. You think I'm stoopid or sumthin'?

 

[yachtsmanbill]

yah that oil leaker'll slide right over my roof--try runnin KY in that thing 400weight ws

 

[Freebird]

Hadn't thought of filling the block with Kinky Yachting jelly. That might just work!

On to more important matters.

THE DALE EARNHARDT AUTOGRAPHED HATT SHIRT IS MINE ALL MINE!!!!!!

Just sealed the deal on E-Bay as the seller agreed to cancel his open bid listing and sell it to me on a "Buy it Now" listing, along with a big ole "3" flag. You nosey types can go on-line and see what I paid for it, but it was $165.00. I was prepared to pay whatever it took to get this thing. Hell, I'd buy a spare for that price. One to frame, and one to wear on special occasions, like FLIBS. One thing's for sure, there ain't going to be any more made!

I'm sure Ed meant it as a joke, but I sure am glad he pointed this out to me. I'm in redneck heaven!!! He's requested a Goose martini as a finders fee, but hell, I'll buy him two next time I see him!!!

YEE HAA!!! I'll be stylin' and profilin' in FTL. Ya'll can look, but please don't touch (except for female fans of course). Damn, I may have to sleep in that thing when it comes in next week!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FREEBIRD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!

 

[Freebird]

Just wanted to wish you a happy 49th!

Hey Larry Boy,

Thanks for starting this thread. I wouldn't have found my new T shirt if it wasn't for you!

Care to join me and Ed for a celebratory Goose martini?

 

[Passages]

Randy,

You're NOT going to wear that shirt are you? It's a sacred relic which is now entrusted to you. Don't go putting your stinky BO on it. Even your fellow "Bubbas" will agree with me on this one. DON'T DO IT!!!

 

[Freebird]

Yeah, I know it's a rare piece, but I have to wear it to FLIBS. I'll take a good bath before I put it on, and I won't eat or drink anything till I take it off. I'll make me a frame and put it on FREEBIRD after that.

When it comes right down to it, it's a shirt. I'm dreading the first door ding I get on my CTS-V, but that doesn't keep me from driving it. But I reckon I could fix a door ding better than a beer stain on my Holy T.

Besides, I figure Dale would be proud to have me wear his shirt. He was a gozillionaire and still rode his own farm tractor. I'll bet he drove his own Hatt too (hope he didn't drive it in circles).

Here's to you Dale, hope you turned left when you entered the pearly door to that big ole Hatt in the sky.

 

[Passages]

Well then wear another T shirt under it. Or better yet, TYVEC underwear.
I won't have any of Dales residual DNA tainted!

 

[Freebird]

Hey, now there's a thought! I could also get me a see-thru parka for extra protection. I'll have a safe T for sure then! Naw, it needs to air out and see some good ole Florida sunshine. I'll be the envy of every redneck at the show.

Ya'll look for me. I won't be hard to spot. Just don't come at me with a big ole plate of nachos.

 

[egaito]

Randy,

You're NOT going to wear that shirt are you? It's a sacred relic which is now entrusted to you. Don't go putting your stinky BO on it. Even your fellow "Bubbas" will agree with me on this one. DON'T DO IT!!!

Well hell, if I'd known he was going to wear it, I would never have turned him on to it! Let's take up a collection and send him some no-residue deoderant.....

 

[Freebird]

Now Ed, I didn't smell bad when we hooked up at CDR, did I? I'll smell even better after a freshwater bath!

Like I said, this shirt begs to be worn, at least once. Short of a NASCAR race, I think there could be no better place than FLIBS to break this puppy in. Besides, half them good ole boys at a race wouldn't know what team Hatteras was anyhow. "Hatteras?....Is that a women's hat company?, Earnhardt never drove for no damn hat company."

Maybe some of ole Dale's "residual DNA" will rub off on me. If that does indeed happen, and ya'll notice me stuck in left hand turns running in circles, please notify the USCG and assure them I'm not drunk.

Thanks for the memories Dale. I'll do you proud!!!

 

[Freebird]

Guess if I followed NASCAR I would of known.
But it did/does show how popular he was..........
Guess there is something about the "Left turn Left turn Left turn" stuff.

Hey semi-Bubba, was just looking back (it's been a fun trip, ain't it?) and noticed you missed a turn! You run plum off the track, and now you're stuck in the mud on top of some really pissed specktaters. Pay more better attention next time, would ya?