SkynyrdBoy, there's so much wrong with you, where do I begin? But, to the business at hand...
I was actually thinking in a positive frame about you today, and came up with a thought. Probably a good thought, too. You mentioned not liking the scene in North Palm Beach, but have you ever checked out the areas right around the Port of Palm Beach? Specifically Singer Island. Pretty unique spot. Singer is quiet as all getout, which on the surface sounds like purgatory for a JailBIRD like you, but hold on...the Palm Beach water taxi runs you anywhere you want to go where there IS action, and it's quick & convenient. I took my lady up to Sailfish Marina not 3 months ago, and we loved it. It's on the ICW side of Singer I., right immediately to the N of the ship channel. That water comes in with a good current, and it's as clean as it comes. Always fish popping up there, too, if you care. Just clean a fish and watch what happens. Anyway, next to Sailfish on the same side of the island as you head north are 3 more marinas.
OK, want the good part? They're all across from Peanut Island, which on most weekends with fair weather you can safely call "CDR Lite." Really. Ladies, lots of boats, little bit of shock and awe once the beers & shots get flowin...you get the picture. AND, it's very handy to a good international airport for ease of getting in and out.
Don't say I never did anything for you.