Bartender Bartender

[CARL GUZMAN]

Whats up with that there was no foul play in the BIRD SEASON THRED

 

[captddis]

You mean there won't be any wrestling?

 

[CARL GUZMAN]

It was nice to see some one finnally sticking it to the MAN ( BIRDMAN that is ) and I for one was tourghly enjoing my self and just got the pop corn out the micro wave

 

[Sparky1]

Coming soon to coastal waters near you...

 

[Freebird]

What the heck happened while I was driving home?

Looks like maybe Hurricane Carla ripped through The Sandbar.

Quick, somebody call my lawyer!!!!

Hey Sparky, check your number of posts, you'll never make senior status now!

 

[CARL GUZMAN]

If I could I would pay to have that thred back it was off the hook funny and my side still hurts from laughing so much I am supprised you kept your composure with all the flak comeing at you there BIRDBRAIN

 

[Boatsb]

I went to work and missed it didn't I.

 

[Freebird]

If I could I would pay to have that thred back it was off the hook funny and my side still hurts from laughing so much I am supprised you kept your composure with all the flak comeing at you there BIRDBRAIN

I never get excited when a near-sighted assassin is firing blanks at me with his Daisy Red Rider.

 

[Buccaneer]

Quick, somebody call my lawyer!!!!

Huh? You called?

I was getting my counter out; and hoping we'd beat 159!

My "Client" wanted royalites, of course, for the use of his Like-ness (Hate-ness?) in the adventure. Damn. Guess we missed another opportunity. And it was all going to go into the GreyGoose Kitty.

 

[CARL GUZMAN]

thouse are perrty big words when Sparkys not around

 

[Freebird]

thouse are perrty big words when Sparkys not around

You're right, I'll do a cut and paste and email it to him.

Thanks Mr Ruby!

 

[Freebird]

Huh? You called?

I was getting my counter out; and hoping we'd beat 159!

My "Client" wanted royalites, of course, for the use of his Like-ness (Hate-ness?) in the adventure. Damn. Guess we missed another opportunity. And it was all going to go into the GreyGoose Kitty.

Yeah, I called you about three hours ago so I guess I owe you around $600 if you've been thinking about my situation this whole time.

How much time could I get for plugging Sparky into a 220V wall socket to see if he could live up to his name?

You think you could get me off with an insanity plea? He does come across as a litte bit crazy you know.

Could I claim self-defense because he talked about my Mamma?

Can I be sentenced in Kalifornya and serve out my sentence with you as my probation officer?

 

[Buccaneer]

Yeah, I called you about three hours ago so I guess I owe you around $600 if you've been thinking about my situation this whole time.

$975.. (Fuel costs have gone up, you know...)

 

[Freebird]

Yeah, I called you about three hours ago so I guess I owe you around $600 if you've been thinking about my situation this whole time.

$975.. (Fuel costs have gone up, you know...)

You're fired!

Too bad Johnny Cochran bit the dust, I'll bet he could get me off!

 

[eclipsarkanna]

Can somebody clue me in - I disappear for few well deserved scotties knowing the Birdman thread is gaining momentum and I come back 3 hours later and can't find my fricken thread - did the moral majority kick the shit out of the Birdman and that thread while I was enjoying a few great scotties!!

 

[Freebird]

LOL I told you that you would become guilty by assocation!

Have another drink for me there lawyer boy. I suppose you noticed I fired buck an ear as my legal counsel. You interested in the job?

Hey, can somebody go from senior member to registered member by having enough of their threads/post zapped?

If so, "Run Forrest, Run!!!"

You know, somebody must like me because everytime the membership is given the opportunity to boot me off, they pull the plug on that capability.

Hummm, maybe I should run for office or something. Either that or demand my rightful title as "Bartender" of The Sandbar!

 

[eclipsarkanna]

Bird:

Did I get zapped in my absence? So what was the free speech that pissed off the moral majority (pardon me at the risk of being zapped again!)

 

[Freebird]

Son, listen to Uncle Freebird, if you ain't figured it out by now, you never will.

 

[eclipsarkanna]

Let me see if I get this right. If I spend say $375,000 to buy a 25 year old Hatt, I get to play in the Hatt sandbox according to the rules of a few folks who sit in the bushes and "clean" the speech that flows from those of us that still have a few neurons still banging away and not afraid to stick a burr under a few saddles. Gee. Let me think on that one a moment. Sounds like a deal to me. Where do I rush to sign up!

 

[Freebird]

Now Bill, you're gonna have to calm down 'cause you're not thinking straight.

You can't buy buy a 25 year old Hatt for $375K unless it's a small one or in bad shape. Other than that, I don't know what to tell you.