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As a long time forum member, and a big fan of Rusty's thread, I am really offended that someone has the nerve to complain. As many here have stated, if you don't want to read any of Rusty's jokes, then don't open the thread. Who ever you are.....go to your room....no supper tonight for...

I have a teak Hi/Lo table top free to anyone on the forum if you need it. It's in Central NJ for pick up only. I don't want to bother with packing and shipping which is also why it's free. If interested let me know...first come gets it... Walt

A cabbie picks up a Nun. The cab driver stares at her. She asks him why he's staring and he says, "I've always had a fantasy to kiss a nun. "She says, "I'll kiss you if you're single and Catholic" The cab driver says, "I'm both" The nun says, "Pull into an alley". The nun then kisses him...

Now we know why Tarzan and Jane are smiling in the picture....lol Walt

Looking for a set of Morse controls, cables not required since they will probably be a different size from what we need. Twin engines, shifters and throttles . Walt 732-991-5665

I have a set of tools for Scott (Boatsb) in Cocoa Beach, Fl that I need to get to him. Is anyone planning to make the Fl run this fall? Scott is in Cocoa Beach and I'm sure will meet you as you run past his place..... It would be a PITA to pack properly and expensive to ship...... Walt

Ouch.... Now that has got to be real pain.....gives a whole new meaning to "Hung by the Balls" Walt

A son says to his father "Dad I just passed my drivers test and I was wondering if you could help me buy my first car". His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible everyday, and get your hair cut, then we'll talk about the...

Folks who want to ban the term manholes are actually A.holes. A holes are gender neutral.

Keeping the thread alive until Rusty gets set up again..... Red Neck Love Story....touching. Suzie Lee done fell in love, she planned to marry Joe. She was so happy bout it all, she told her pappy so Pappy told her "Suzie gal you'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo mama don't know...

I'm having Morning Funny withdrawals... two days without my daily fix is tough... lol Walt

Happens when you read too many books etc and are trying to finish. Tendency to "speed read" and often mis-read a sentence. I needed to look at it at least 3 times before I realized my mistake.... lol... BTW stuff like that is great mental exercise for us old codgers... let's have more. Walt

There must be an interesting story there. Divorce perhaps and she got the other half? Walt

Very funny.... belongs in the tool box with the can of elbow grease............. Walt

I agree..... Walt

I think I'm also 35 but trapped in an 82 year old body...... helpppppp Walt

A child asked his father, "How were people born? So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies and so on" The child than went to his mother and asked here the same question. She told him "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are...

Thought he was a Destroyer skipper ramming an enemy sub......

Rusty, Here's one for your thread.... An old man in Miami call up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough". "Dad, what are you talking about"? the son screams... "We can't stand the sight of each other any...

I have two sealed cases of Diesel Kleen and one sealed case of BioBor plus lots of individual containers. Since I sold my boat, I would like to sell them. If anyone is interested, let me know and make me an offer. I don't know what the stuff is worth today. I don't think shipping costs are...