I call Them nats or mosquitoes
Alice: Gnat is spelled G-N-A-T. The word you're looking for is ANT.
Ralph: Put down Nat!
Ed: I have to agree Alice, that's how my friend Nat Birnbaum spells it.
Bonus points for anybody who gets the first reference.
Extra points for anybody who you gets the reference buried in the first reference..
Thanks for the spelling lesson.