Morning funny

[SEVEN]

That address is found in never never land

 

[SEVEN]

They sure fit nice.

 

[SEVEN]

Smart pilly

 

[SEVEN]

Either that or the guy weighs in at 700 plus pounds

 

[SEVEN]

What a sick bastard.

 

[SEVEN]

Great dollars and cents story

 

[Avenger]

What a sick bastard.

That's grounds for a reverse drive-by shooting.

 

[SEVEN]

Ooooooops

 

[SEVEN]

Some “combination” right

 

[SEVEN]

That's grounds for a reverse drive-by shooting.

Good one.

 

[MadHatter53]

I thought this was a riot.

 

[SEVEN]

LOL. You got me on that one. Thanks for adding.

 

[Oldlaxer1]

 

[SEVEN]

They call that Berth Control.

 

[Bob Bradley]

I once dated a midget.


I was nuts over her.

 

[Bob Bradley]

The rain was pouring down.

There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.


A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing" replied the old man.



Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says,


"Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."



In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a smart aleck, cannot resist asking,

"So how many have you caught today?"

"You're the eighth", says the old man.

 

[SEVEN]

Hay big spender

 

[SEVEN]

Now that’s a wide bottom

 

[SEVEN]

Confucius says

 

[SEVEN]

Roll back, you mean roll up.