Who Can Outdrive Tiger Woods?

[spartonboat1]

a) Apparently you,
b) Me- I have never been upside down in (or with) a Caddie,
c) Most all other golfers,
d) His wife- one swing and she got him out of the rough
e) She is getting pretty good at hitting her 'Woods'

Beat Letterman to the top ten reasons why not to go 'driving' at 2am.

That has to be the only time he didn't want to drive 'over' the water hazard.

He was now 'upside down' in his car like millions of other American's.

Was his car equipped with 'Blond-Star'? "No honey, I didn't call the Police! TMZ says Sting is touring in England".

Its a good thing he wasn't aboard his huge yacht. Escalade's don't float too good!

Good thing the Gallery was back at the clubhouse...might have been some casualties.

Tiger needs to spend some time on the driving range!

Well, I overdrove the green. No more humor...

 

[Angela]

This whole story is just too fishy. When I read the story which said he coming out of his driveway when he hit a tree and a fire hydrant and was seriously injured, I wondered if he was shot of his driveway in a cannon. How in the world do you do THAT while coming out of your driveway? And now they don't want to talk to the investigators about it. Something just isn't right.

 

[Genesis]

Yeah, here's my theory.....

He was porking the other girl that he's alleged to have been doing. Elin found out (it's in the freaking Enquirer - all she had to do is grab his cellphone and if the text messages are there... oh oh) and went nuts.

He tries to escape, gets in the SUV, she's chasing him with a golf club and scores a direct hit on the back window, which breaks.

He's a bit occupied and crashes.

Good thing the cops got there or she might have brained him....

Frankly, if he IS porking that ugly slug that he's alleged to be doing, he's a dirtbag. Elin is freaking gorgeous and if he really wants "something new" then he should have had the class to divorce her first. This sort of crap deserves exactly what he got, IMHO.

 

[captddis]

Yup! As soon as I heard she was using a golf club to break the window, I thought she was trying to break in to the car not break him out. Not only is she hot she has a hot temper.

 

[yachtsmanbill]

Is THAT what it takes to be a "TROPHY WIFE" ??? ws

 

[SeaEric]

I think he needs to take a Mulligan on that drive.

 

[Avenger]

I think he needs to take a Mulligan on that drive.

Good one!

Didn't they say the cops found his wife standing over him with a golf club. Supposedly having just gotten him out of the car. Or at least that's the official story.

 

[Angela]

Just read the latest and Tiger is keeping tight lips calling it a personal family matter. Yeah...what Genesis said!!

 

[SKYCHENEY]

So he wants to have some privacy, huh?

 

[Sparky1]

Yup! As soon as I heard she was using a golf club to break the window, I thought she was trying to break in to the car not break him out. Not only is she hot she has a hot temper.

Saw this yesterday...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

 

[Angela]

We see her somewhat often in Biscayne Bay. There was one night when it became very windy. I kept getting up every hour or so to make sure our anchor wasn't dragging because if it was, we'd be headed right for her, and I feared waking up to find a golf club up my ass as the stern of my boat was up his. LOL Anchor held just fine.

 

[Genesis]

That boat has some pretty impressive dive gear on board, including a hyperbaric chamber in case someone gets the bends.

The obvious question is who's qualified to run the damn thing, since you can't recompress yourself in one of those... that's a rather serious specialty from a med perspective.

 

[Brian Degulis]

So he wants to have some privacy, huh?

That boat pulled in right next to us at Clearwater Municipal Marina like a year or so ago. He's a really nice guy I talked with him for a while and I had no idea who he was until I was told. Can you tell I'm not into golf?

Brian

 

[Sparky1]

Just saw on TV that he's not going to talk to police about this "accident". There's no way she "rescued" him by smashing the rear glass on his Cadillac. Yeah, like she's going to drag him across 2-3 rows of seats to get him out the back vs breaking a side glass and unlocking the door... assuming it was locked in the first place.

 

[Bertramp]

I am just waiting to see what will be used for a cover up. I'll bet he calls obamah for help.

What ?!?! ....
If I only had a brain !!

 

[34Hatt]

Was told by a good source more then a year ago that he was quite the Player. No I am not talking about golf

 

[67hat34c]

I live about a mile from Isleworth. The entrance is a zoo. There are news trucks lining the road and the landscaping for the neighboor hood across the street is ruined. THey have the sprinklers running but the a holes parked the cars and trucks right over them. The public boat launch on Lake Down has only disabled parking along the road and they are all full of satelite dish trucks. The news guys look like complete dorks. WTF are they goning to see, photos of police cars and photos of cadillac escalades that may or may not be his. Have not been out on the lake but suspect they will be on boats behind his house as well.

The news guys are such A-Holes.

 

[Brian Degulis]

I agree and would do exactly what he's doing. He's not required to do an interview with the police and anything he says will only be fuel fuel for the tabloids and news. He hurt only himself so why is it anyones bussiness.

Brian

 

[trogers]

So he asked Elin if he could "play through" that evening and her answer was .....

Tiger thought if the lie was inside the leather it was a gimme...... Assuming the Caddie had leather interior now.

 

[Angela]

There's no way she "rescued" him by smashing the rear glass on his Cadillac.

That was the other thing that raised an eyebrow right off the bat, along with "coming out of his driveway" at that kind of speed as though he had been shot out of a cannon. If I'm going to try to rescue a driver, I sure as hell won't start busting glass in the back. Yeah, I think the police arrived and save him from her beating the snot out of him with that club.