Why Fishing Sucks...

[Buccaneer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-zlQ-Hui44

You MUST see this.....

 

[Passages]

LOL

There's other fish can get back at you...check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ChwJiKKBdA&mode=related&search

 

[Mike53C]

How about sort of skeet shooting, but with jumping carps?...We could call it Crap...er, carp shootin'
Miguel

 

[yachtsmanbill]

I am ready to repel all boarders. I wonder if youd need a fishing or hunting license?? 12 ga. street sweeper, only semi auto though to test yer skill! ws

 

[Freebird]

LMFAO Is that how they came up with the name "Eskimo Pie"?

 

[Freebird]

I am ready to repel all boarders. I wonder if youd need a fishing or hunting license?? 12 ga. street sweeper, only semi auto though to test yer skill! ws

That looks like the weapon the Coasties had when they boarded us on the 70.

I think they used it to board all repellers!

 

[yachtsmanbill]

Is that the time you said you wanted to put your beak (sic) in the barrel? Or was that when you asked if they'd take a cheque? ws

 

[CARL GUZMAN]

I'm guessing the carp are not edible? but they where putting some in the cooler??

 

[egaito]

I'm guessing the carp are not edible? but they where putting some in the cooler??

Asian's will eat them! We have a guy on the lake that catches them in a marina for a chinese joint.....it's on the menu the rest of us don't get to see. I've never tried it, but I'm told they aren't good eating unless you know how to cook them.

 

[CARL GUZMAN]

I can't figure out why somebody has not capitalized on the problem yet ?? lets see a crazy fish goes out of control and is plump and fat with protien simple have fishermen catch them for dog/cat food and make a big fat profit and get grants from the Government (fleasing of America) at the same time for saving the rivers thats called double dipping the fastest way to riches.....

 

[Wild Bill]

I can't figure out why somebody has not capitalized on the problem yet ?? lets see a crazy fish goes out of control and is plump and fat with protien simple have fishermen catch them for dog/cat food and make a big fat profit and get grants from the Government (fleasing of America) at the same time for saving the rivers thats called double dipping the fastest way to riches.....

Great idea! I'm on it.

 

[Freebird]

Great idea! I'm on it.

Somebody hide the keys to the liquor cabinet, QUICK!

Carp wine, I can taste it now!

 

[thoward]

They can always sell it as grouper. Lord knows that you can't get real grouper sandwiches anymore.....Tourists wouldn't have a clue.

 

[Wild Bill]

An excellent start for a menu. Crouper sandwiches with Carp St. Lou wine. It's a recent vintage with just a hint of hydrilla.

 

[Freebird]

LOL

There's other fish can get back at you...check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ChwJiKKBdA&mode=related&search

I hate to admit this, but I just now viewed part of the carp video Jim mentioned. Until then, I had only seen the man eating fish, or was that the fish eating man?

I was wondering where all this carp crap was coming from. Let's just see what our ole' buddy Wejus B Kiddin has to say about carp.

"I be knowin' everthang they is to know about carps. You kin fry 'em, boil 'em, saute 'em.... then they is carps on da grill, carps on a stick, carps an beans... I know everthang they is to know about carps.

Then you kin put a skweezin on the innards an have yoseff some carp wine after you let it soak in da sun wiv sum oranges an apples mixed in fo about a munth or so.

Them thar carps make fo sum good eatin' and drinkin'. Carps, they ain't jes fo brekfuss any mo."