single again

[fred]

i live in south fl and im single again would love to meet a woman from 40to 55 who enjoyes the boating and crusing the waters of south fl/

 

[Walter P]

Fred,

Help yourself out here... Post some pictures, they usually help (of the boat of course)

 

[Freebird]

i live in south fl and im single again would love to meet a woman from 40to 55 who enjoyes the boating and crusing the waters of south fl/

Hey Fred,

My wife told me she wanted to start off the New Year with a divorce! I knew two sessions with the marriage counselor would help!

Come over to the show and we'll cry in each other's beer. I'll be your "wing" man!

Maybe we can find an example of the aforementioned species who has a sister! Oh yeah, Michelle, if you are looking in on me, I'm just kidding. I've lost all interest in women!

 

[Boatsb]

Does this mean the bird if flying in the other direction now?

 

[Starman]

OH NO !

 

[Freebird]

The 'bird is flying in circles these days. Getting kinda dizzy and am ready to land somewhere permanently. I need some rest.

Now, is this inappropriate for Hatteras owner to talk about? I hope not. Real people have real problems that owning a Hatteras seems to take away at least for a little while. Sounds Hatteras related to me. Mine have proven to be real life liferafts!

Hang in there Fred, and the offer still stands.

 

[Freebird]

Does this mean the bird if flying in the other direction now?

I reckon I was a little slow in figuring this one out.

I like guys, and you were purty cute sleeping on the floor of your boat while your wife was snoozin' on one couch and I on the other, but the 'bird ain't lost his mind or his sense of direction, just his patience!

I was thinking more along the lines of a good dog! A female one, and yes, with four legs!

 

[Boatsb]

Got "goosed" real good last weekend but made it to the copuch this time. Damn good Martinis came out of my freezer. Too bad I had work to do.

Loved the voicemail

I guess I will need to put a real floor down in the head now since I re did everything else and it works. There goes the other half bottle of goose next weekend.

 

[67hat34c]

bird there is always the Amazon

 

[Freebird]

bird there is always the Amazon

LOL I'm afraid to work without a net!

Hey Scott, consider the Goose a little New Year's salute to you and your dock mates compliments of the 'bird.

Be sure to share with Steve and Milt, okay? Keep it away from Marti though!

 

[Freebird]

Hey mods, I am both amazed and thankful you let Fred speak his mind with this thread.

It seems nobody gets upset if we talk about what's in the heads on our boats, but some do when we talk about what's in the heads on our shoulders.

I'm sure nobody wants to turn this forum into another My Space, but it is nice to be able to vent a little with folks who think like you do and enjoy the same things like cruising and socializing in a good Hatteras yacht.

Good luck on finding that special lady Fred. Maybe she will join the forum and buy her own Hatt and need parts from Sam's. I'm sure you are bound to break something on your own boat when a woman comes aboard!

 

[Boatsb]

Remember the first thing to break when a women comes on board is one of the aforementioned heads. Which one depends....

 

[Freebird]

Why do you think they put more heads on bigger boats?

When (if?) I re-enter the dating arena, I'm going to have a dedicated Ladies Room. That way I know at least one of my heads will always work.

The Mens Room on the swim platform never gives me any trouble.