Safe Sex On Your Hatteras

[Freebird]

Got your attention with that title huh? Pervert! Safe sex on your Hatteras: Step 1: Kill both engines. Step 2: Drop anchor. Step 3: You figure it out.

 

[captbuddy]

You got my attention and in a hurry! Plan on trying those steps this weekend off Crooked Island out of Panama City.
captbuddy

 

[Jaxfishgyd]

After 35 yrs of marriage, ANYPLACE is safe sex now days......

 

[67hat34c]

getting boat back from the painter tomorrow, wife is off next friday, guess i am taking that day off also.

 

[Traveler 45C]

Well guys, I just couldn't let this one pass without a comment.

I can't wait to get off work and get back to my boat. Hmmm!

Here's a tip: Strategically placed handholds make "holding on" much better!

 

[Pascal]

another tip... scrub barnacles off the hull in strategic locations...

 

[Liquid Asset]

Randy, is this why you still have all 3 yachts?

 

[Walter P]

Be careful guys... The only boat that you can have safe sex on is a Trojan.

Crooked Island for the weekend..... great memories (I lived in PC in the 80's)

Walt P

 

[luckydave215]

I thought "safe sex" meant having a padded dashboard.

 

[Passages]

Boating AND sex?

I guess it COULD happen.

But not with kids or company on board, or if it's wavy outside or if the hatch is open, or the dog is scratching the door, or if I smell like fish, diesel or beer or we're tired or if I glanced at a girl on the beach that day or we're in a strange port or if we can hear people outside or the street light is on or the bilge pump cycles or there are any strange noises...

Nawww.. it'll never happen.

 

[Gunsmoke]

Passages: I didn't know my wife had a sister!

 

[Boss Lady]

My dad always told me not to take a brown bag lunch to a steak dinner.

 

[Freebird]

Randy, is this why you still have all 3 yachts?

My secret is out! But I gotta sell two of these things, I need some rest!

 

[Capt K]

I've owned a Trojan and two Hatterasses. The Trojan may be safer in this case, but I definitely get more prospects with the Hatts!

K

 

[trogers]

While keeping my old boat in Nyack, NY I heard a story about a fellow who ran his boat into the pilings of the Tappan Zee bridge. Apparently he was NOT practicing safe sex and/or the correct level of attention while the vessel was under way. As the story goes Mrs. boat driver was neither present nor amused at the outcome.