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“Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming ... WOW! What a ride!”

"Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other."

"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"

"A free America... means just this: individual freedom for all, rich or poor, or else this system of government we call democracy is only an expedient to enslave man to the machine and make him like it."

"The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too."

"Our flag is a thing of beauty and inspiration if you look at it with the right perspective. The flag is beautiful... it's not the fault of the flag some of the people making decisions for our country are not. The government makes very poor decisions... OFTEN... but don't blame the flag. Try to remember what raising it at Iwo Jima meant to the surviving 27 men who lived to see it raised on Mount Suribachi. How many flag burners would burn that flag?"

"Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams"
 
How about

" I will hang up before I press 1 for English"
"Work or get fired"
"You ain't my responsibility. Do it yourself"

Oh yeah

"Heaven won't have me and Hell is afraid I will take over so I will live forever"
"He who dies with the most toys wins"
"I would never join a club that would have me as a member"
 
"$100,000 don't buy shit anymore."
Allen Houston
2001 (Wilmington, NC)

"Life is tough.
Life is tougher if you're stupid."
John Wayne

“In a recent poll, 64% of men think they stand a good chance of meeting a ‘great woman’ on the Internet. The remaining 36% of men spend their time posing as ‘great women’ on the Internet.
Jay Leno

"If HE'S not in heaven we are all in trouble".
Bernie Herring on his FDNY buddy "Billy" who died in the line of duty on 9/11

“The roads out of Collier County, Florida will be home later this week to about 99% of all operable Buicks in the United States ..... with every damned one of them going slow in the left lane”.
Neal Boortz, 2005 (On Hurricane Wilma as it approaches Marco, FL)
 
"There's no reason for it. It's just our policy."

And my favorite when "discussing" things with my wife: "Well, I can't argue with logic like that."
 
"It's not what you look like when you're doing what you're doing;
It's what you're doing when you're doing what you look like you're doing."
 
"A wet bird never flies at night." - Maxwell Smart, Agent 86, 1968
 
"I'd rather be lucky than good"

"My dear, I may be drunk but you're ugly and tomorrow I'll be sober"
 
98% OF AMERICANS SAY 'OH SHIT' BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A SLIPPERY ROAD.


THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM WISCONSIN AND THEY SAY, 'HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS.' ws
 
9 WORDS WOMEN USE



(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
@
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Pretty much sums it up dontcha think?? ws
 
Some of my all time favorites

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."

"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

"The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer."

"The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."

"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."

"When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. "
 
" self praise is poor recommendation"
" better to be thought a fool, than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt"
" isn't it great that two ugly people could find each other"
' if they wanted smart asses, they would send donkeys to school"
" do you see a crack in my face? you must think you are talking to a a hole"
 
"Hard work beats talent when talent won't work"
 
I have found the following to be MOST appropriate to the boating hobby but applies to almost everything else, from automobiles to sound systems.

" 'Marketing' is a term used to describe the use of lies and misinformation to sell crap to fools. It usually includes the words, 'improved,' 'modernized,' or 'high-tech.' "
 
i used to hate when people would send these on there email signature. They used to come from all the "support staff". I came up with "I drive boats and save people, go order something and be usefull"

If a boatswain mate say "watch this" it was amazing or really bad!

A classic not from me. "You have to go out, but you dont have to come back"

"Jack of all, Master of none"
 
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wasnt ther one about

"messing around in boats" or something
 
"There is nothing -- absolutely nothing -- half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. In or out of 'em, it doesn't matter. Nothing seems really to matter, that's the charm of it. Whether you get away, or whether you don't; whether you arrive at your destination or whether you reach somewhere else, or whether you never get anywhere at all, you're always busy, and you never do anything in particular; and when you've done it there's always something else to do, and you can do it if you like, but you'd much better not."

Spoken by Ratty to Mole in Wind in the Willows a children's book by Kenneth Grahame (1859-1932).
 
"All you need in this life is a tremendous sex life and a great ego. Brains don't mean shit." -- Captain Tony Tarracino

I actually saw that saying on a t-shirt in old Capt. Tony's saloon in Key West and promptly spit my beer through my nose. There are pictures of the old reprobate (and onetime mayoral candidate) all over the place, usually with a girl on each arm. I think he really DID live the lifestyle! You go Capt. Tony!
 
" 9 out of 10 constipated people don't give a sh^T".
 

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