Honestly, the idea of a valved crash pump on our boats is a non-starter for me. As was pointed out, you need someone to monitor the situation. How many wives or kids are comfortable in an engine room underway with everything in the pink? How many of the above can effectively con the boat and handle the radio if you are the one in the ER?
As also brought forward, the volume of water from even a tiny hole is astounding. Hopefully, such a leak is a blown-off hose or some other concentric opening when an oak or rubber plug can be be driven. I unsuccessfully used a seat cushion to stem the flow after impacting something big in a wooden boat many years ago.
Having great bilge pumps is, indeed, essential. But unless they are clustered in the right spot, you've only really got the one or maybe two when the first stringer is over-topped.
That no one solution works for everyone all the time is the only certainty. First priority should be your safety and communications gear. Second is having what you need within easy reach to slow a geyser; e.g., plugs, mallets, rescue tape, lights, etc.
As for me, myself and I, Aslan carries two submersible pumps. One is a garden variety I use for things like swapping coolant or in-place raw water circuit cleaning.

This is the other one (2" hose, about 65 GPM, 115V, 6 AMPS). It's got enough cord to go anywhere and enough hose to pump overboard from anywhere. I can always cut the hose and increase the flow if need be. Sure they both need AC power. But if I've lost the generator, I'm in my water wings waving bye-bye.
So I say the crash pump idea on boats our size and operated by just one or two people sounds great if you're selling boating magazines. Otherwise...get a good Plan B.
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