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The perfect man! A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing, you're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you...

A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Shyster for a new set of dentures the next morning. His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before. "Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?" The...

How to win an argument with your wife. I found this on the internet so it must be true. 1. As soon as you start arguing, take off your shirt to distract her with your greek god body: She will immediately be overcome with desire and completely forget that she's mad at you. 2. Use cold, hard...

While driving home in my golf cart, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay...