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You know most are not going to get this! Even non guitar musicians.

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He had never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you...

Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!"*she would cry...

I bet Liz Warren knows him?

Love to see this guy getting past TSA, as he mumbles the answers!

I was expecting Bruce Jenner to be on the Fruit Loop box by now!

I recommend a claw!

Maybe it should with the eatables'? Just saying.

Looks like a fender board nightmare1

What was the question again?

Yes! But none of them granted.

Hey,,, you scratched my bottom paint!!

She’s not that pretty to start with!

I want that bottom paint!

She is the blood sucker.

Your farther would beat the hell out you if you brought her home to meet your parents.

Funnier than the joke!!

Some entitlement type might ask where can he get his free pad and pad

I don’t get it?

I’d vote for him. He has his hands full now but he will move on to other things .