Morning funny

[SEVEN]

I’ve been on that road.

 

[SEVEN]

Boats are the cure.

 

[SEVEN]

Cutting down.

 

[SEVEN]

Spring is very close.

 

[SEVEN]

I can read this can you?

 

[Avenger]

Should I be concerned if I can?

Should I be even more concerned if I catch an incorrect word?

 

[SEVEN]

Should I be concerned if I can?

Should I be even more concerned if I catch an incorrect word?

Yep, you’ve got it bad.

 

[SEVEN]

I’m a 2, how about you?

 

[SEVEN]

Doctors say we need to ban this.

 

[SEVEN]

Need a friend?

 

[SEVEN]

I feel it every morning.

 

[SEVEN]

I feel the pain.

 

[SEVEN]

We’ve all see that look.

 

[Salty Dame]

I’ve been on that road.

In Ketchikan we say the only people driving in a straight line are the drunks.

 

[SEVEN]

Just can’t let her in.

 

[SEVEN]

Something to look forward to.

 

[SEVEN]

To funny

 

[SEVEN]

Sounds like my Monday

 

[Bob Bradley]

OK, so its not a meme, but...


While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful women who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...

"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with my bike I guess."

 

[Bob Bradley]

I can read this can you?

Anyone who's ever worked in sales can. (Helps to know what's on the customer's desk.)