Thoughts, Musings, Ramblings...

[MarioG]

A Wisconsin man was stopped by a Game Warden in northern Wisconsin recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for it's fishing.

The game warden asked the man,
"Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Nah, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim around for awhile.
Then I whistle and they jump back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of BS. Fish can't do that!"

The man looked at the game warden for a moment and said,
"It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this."

The man poured the fish back into the river and waited. After several minutes the warden turned to the man and said,
"Well?"

"Well what?"

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

[spartonboat1]

the Wisc fish story was great...came back for a second read...LOL...

[Trojan]

That's probably a true story. I have quite a few friends in Wisconsin that fit that picture. Lots of sportsmen there. LOL

BILL

[MarioG]

"Sailors work like horses at sea and spend their money like asses ashore."

[Traveler 45C]

Its not how hard you get hit, what matters is how many times you can get hit and still get up.

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" – Confucius

Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm.

“Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.” - Leonard Cohen

[spartonboat1]

"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails." -William Arthur Ward

The Michigander has all three apply, first he complains, but then waits an hour, because he knows it will change, then adjusts...lol...rinse, repeat...