Men's Help Line

[Bob Bradley]

You have reached the 'Men's Help Line.' My name is Don. How can I help you?


"Hi Don, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. Youknow, just the usual signs; The phone rings and when I answer, thecaller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her.


When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket.


Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"

[SEVEN]

You have reached the 'Men's Help Line.' My name is Don. How can I help you?


"Hi Don, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. Youknow, just the usual signs; The phone rings and when I answer, thecaller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her.


When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket.


Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"

I feel your pain. Motor mounts are tricky to fix. 😂

[spartonboat1]

Hey, this is true! I was observing a very nice commercial on TV, which featured a big sailboat, 40+ feet, moving across the screen from left to right. On the bow was a beautiful model in a bikini. Wouldn't you know it! She was laying down right in front of a nice piece of deck gear I was trying to see. I thought- "if she would only move out of way!". Am I ok Don? Shouldn't she have moved?

[PeterK]

Ad in Man seeking women section: Woman with boat wanted for possible LTR. Send picture of boat.

[racclarkson@gmail.com]

You boys been at sea too long.

[SEVEN]

You called that right. To funny.