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Thread: Morning funny

  1. #8411

    Re: Morning funny

    Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He had never been to church in his life.

    After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"

    Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father. A while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during*Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

    The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"

    Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."

    With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal 'ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?"

    Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat."......
    GLORY Hull # 365
    Northport, NY

  2. #8412

    Re: Morning funny

    Seems appropriate
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
    Antioch, California

  3. #8413

    Re: Morning funny

    Great idea
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
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  4. #8414

    Re: Morning funny

    Very tricky
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
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  5. #8415

    Re: Morning funny

    She definitely knows what she wants
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
    Antioch, California

  6. #8416

    Re: Morning funny

    Doesn’t this look like a dock box?
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
    Antioch, California

  7. #8417

    Re: Morning funny

    And these are real pants
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
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  8. #8418

    Re: Morning funny

    Antibiotics
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
    Antioch, California

  9. #8419

    Re: Morning funny

    What a generous guy
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
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  10. #8420

    Re: Morning funny

    Only do it till you need glasses
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