Morning funny

[Westfield 11]

Bring him home to meet the parents. NOT!

I wonder how long it works take him to prep for an MRI?

[Glory]

A forgotten tribe

I bet Liz Warren knows him?

[SEVEN]

Great idea

[SEVEN]

Love hot pussy but not every night

[SEVEN]

Does this sound familiar

[Glory]

Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day
after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was
most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!"*she would cry out from*the curb.

"No, Five dollars!"*fired back Clinton*This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued
for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell,*"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,*“Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany
her husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner,
Bill realized the*"pro" would bark her $50 offer*and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on
all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the
former Secretary of State.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...*"See what you get for five bucks!?"

I don't care who you are, this is funny.

*

[SEVEN]

What’s happened to our kids?

[SEVEN]

Now this can’t be true.

[SEVEN]

Sound it out.

[SEVEN]

Yep a full dozen