Morning funny

[Freeebird]

Can’t remember if I ever shared this on here, but it came up on my Facebook memories today.

The Origin of Profiling

The day it all started was March 6, 1836. On that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo and walked up to the observation post along the west wall of the fort.

William B. Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall. These three great men gazed at the hordes of Mexicans moving towards the Alamo.

With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said, "Jim, are we, by any chance, having any landscaping done today?"

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I love big butts.

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Oh Charlie Brown

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Please take it and hide it in the ocean.

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Got you for a second didn’t I?

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Thanks a lot

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Play on words

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Very clever

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He lost his head.

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Well it’s kind of the same.