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Thread: Morning funny
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Re: Morning funny
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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I like the way he thinks
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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I know the feeling
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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No kidding?
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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The good old days
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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02-15-2019 02:14 PM #4106Senior Member
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An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "That's about average up our way, folks... like I said, my boy's a typical County Clare baby boy."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.... so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers: "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? You said he was 25 pounds the day he was born.
"The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whisky, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."Everyone should believe in something - I believe I will go fishing - Henry David Thoreau
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02-15-2019 04:41 PM #4107
Re: Morning funny
State farm agent was overheard speaking to Donald Trump on the phone: “Mr. President, we sell collision insurance, not collusion insurance.”
😬 (hiding now)1977 Hatteras 58' MY, Hull No. 304, 4-stateroom galley up model with 8V71TIs in Knoxville, Tennessee
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Check mate
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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I need one of these.
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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Guys, you will love this one.
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California