Morning funny

[Bob Bradley]

In Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly.

She was dying.

The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and

trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined. One of

the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.

Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received

as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a

generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, they lifted her head gently and held

the glass to her lips. The very frail Nun drank a little, then a

little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole

glass down to the last drop.

As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good

opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.

"Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your

wisdom before you leave us". She raised herself up very slowly in

the bed on one elbow, looked at them and said:

"DON'T SELL THAT COW."

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She’s a hottie

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He does look like the statues at Easter island

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Must’ve broke the chain

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I just can’t read Chinese

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Only under the sink.

[SEVEN]

Best advice ever

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We are in trouble.

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Hi grandma

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OMG eat a salad