Morning funny

[Freeebird]

Okay, I’m bored, so I’ll play. This one came up on a Facebook memory from five years ago where I shared it.

Bubba In Heaven...

Bubba appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” Bubba offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.”

“So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the sh..t out of all of you!'

St. Peter was really impressed. “Wow, when did this happen?”

“Couple of minutes ago.”

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Everyone is.

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Rich in soups

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Sick sick sick

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Wins the sickest mask award.

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Are you thinking about it?

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Very cute

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Been there!

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Let it lie.

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Ha ha ha