It's not often one gets to trot out bagpipe jokes.
Q: What is the difference between an onion and a set of bagpipes?
A: Nobody cries when you cut up a set of bagpipes.
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Quick list of most despised instruments:
-accordions
(... and when he came back to his car, the passenger's side window had been broken into, and there were TWO accordions in the passenger's seat...")
-bagpipes (see note above)
-banjos (..how can you tell if the stage is level at a banjo concert? the drool runs out of both sides of the banjo player's mouth..)
-violas (how can you spot the gentleman in the string section? the man who puts the viola down, not playing it)
Still didn’t happen
More liars.
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