Got tired of stuff being delayed from Prime when shipped USPS. Jacksonville is maybe 4 hours from Charleston, but it's taking Post Office 4 days to deliver--no snow storms in JAX presently. I called Amazon and found out I can specify NO MORE POST OFFICE henceforth and forever more. The nice lady asked why. I said, "Because it's the Post Office." She understood.

Besides, the Post Office lies. A delivery a few months back showed arrival and loading on the next truck in 3 minutes and arriving in Charleston (100 miles) in another six minutes. Now, I notice USPS tracking data is completely non-specific and useless.

Unfortunately, my best Post Office joke would be considered in bad taste. I'll just have to tell it to myself in the mirror.

It is a beautiful day in my neighborhood.