John finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was down in the bilge, setting the rack on his port DD 6v92 engine.

His new wife was standing there in the salon watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been
thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending
all your time down on the boat.

As a matter of fact, you probably should just consider selling all your fishing gear, along with this stupid Hattteras thing.

A horrified look came across John’s face.

She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied, "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"



John replied: “I wasn't.