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Thread: Morning funny
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Re: Morning funny
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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Re: Morning funny
Good one.
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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04-05-2018 09:01 PM #583Senior Member
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Re: Morning funny
A ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting,
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What does the colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde interrupts yelling,
"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little sh!t on your lap."Everyone should believe in something - I believe I will go fishing - Henry David Thoreau
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Re: Morning funny
Well not here yet.
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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Re: Morning funny
Just funny for me thank you.
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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Re: Morning funny
Poor Popeye
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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Re: Morning funny
Knee deep baby
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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Re: Morning funny
Guns only. Damn.
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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Re: Morning funny
She will be found soon.
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California