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Thread: Morning funny

  1. #371

    Re: Morning funny

    I feel it every morning.
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
    Antioch, California

  2. #372

    Re: Morning funny

    I feel the pain.
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    SEVEN
    1979 53' MY Hull #563
    Antioch, California

  3. #373

    Re: Morning funny

    We’ve all see that look.
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
    Antioch, California

  4. #374

    Re: Morning funny

    Quote Originally Posted by SEVEN View Post
    I’ve been on that road.
    In Ketchikan we say the only people driving in a straight line are the drunks.

  5. #375

    Re: Morning funny

    Just can’t let her in.
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    SEVEN
    1979 53' MY Hull #563
    Antioch, California

  6. #376

    Re: Morning funny

    Something to look forward to.
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
    Antioch, California

  7. #377

    Re: Morning funny

    To funny
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
    Antioch, California

  8. #378

    Re: Morning funny

    Sounds like my Monday
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    1979 53' MY Hull #563
    Antioch, California

  9. #379

    Re: Morning funny

    OK, so its not a meme, but...


    While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

    Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful women who asked, "Are you okay?"

    As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...

    "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

    She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

    "That's nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!

    "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

    Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

    We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

    "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

    "Still in the ditch with my bike I guess."
    Everyone should believe in something - I believe I will go fishing - Henry David Thoreau

  10. #380

    Re: Morning funny

    Quote Originally Posted by SEVEN View Post
    I can read this can you?

    Anyone who's ever worked in sales can. (Helps to know what's on the customer's desk.)
    Everyone should believe in something - I believe I will go fishing - Henry David Thoreau

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