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Thread: Morning funny
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Re: Morning funny
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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Re: Morning funny
I feel the pain.
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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Re: Morning funny
We’ve all see that look.
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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03-10-2018 11:33 PM #374Senior Member
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Re: Morning funny
Just can’t let her in.
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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Re: Morning funny
Something to look forward to.
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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Re: Morning funny
To funny
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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Re: Morning funny
Sounds like my Monday
SEVEN
1979 53' MY Hull #563
Antioch, California
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03-12-2018 11:46 AM #379Senior Member
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Re: Morning funny
OK, so its not a meme, but...
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful women who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my bike I guess."Everyone should believe in something - I believe I will go fishing - Henry David Thoreau
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03-12-2018 11:48 AM #380Senior Member
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